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Post by BabySilly1980s1111 on Jan 4, 2006 11:53:41 GMT -5
First I just want to type that any jokes you post in this thread have to be clean and appropriate for ALL ages. Here's one I read on a paper cup. ;D Q ~ Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? A ~ If you add 4 and 4, you get 8. ;D LOL
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Post by BabySilly1980s1111 on Jan 4, 2006 11:56:42 GMT -5
Here's another one that is like the 1st one. Q ~ Why is 6 afraid of 7? A ~ Because 7, 8, 9, LOL. ;D
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Post by BabySilly1980s1111 on Jan 4, 2006 23:18:17 GMT -5
Q ~ Why did the Golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? A ~ Incase he got a hole in one. ;D
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Post by BabySilly1980s1111 on Jan 15, 2006 21:28:46 GMT -5
Q ~ What fish is famous? A ~ A StarFish Q ~ What helps keep your teeth together? A ~ ToothPaste Q ~ Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? A ~ It ran out of juice. Q ~ What animal breaks the law? A ~ A Cheetah Q ~ What did the Banana do when the Monkey chased it? A ~ The Banana Split. Q ~ Where does a Vampire take a bath? A ~ In a Bat~Room.
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Post by BabySilly1980s1111 on Jan 16, 2006 23:23:32 GMT -5
Q ~ What is the biggest ant? A ~ An Elephant.
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Post by BabySilly1980s1111 on Jul 12, 2006 12:07:21 GMT -5
Q ~ What kind of animals are well educated?
A ~ Fish, because they go around in schools.
Q ~ What stars go to jail?
A ~ Shooting Stars
Q ~ Spell Mousetrap with 3 letters.
A ~ C~A~T
Q ~ When is the moon heaviest?
A ~ When it's full.
Q ~ Why is it easy to weigh fish?
A ~ Because they have their own scales.
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Post by meady2k6 on Apr 2, 2007 3:07:02 GMT -5
Q- what do you call a donkey with 3 legs A- wonkey donkey
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