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« Thread Started on Jan 4, 2006, 11:53am » | |
First I just want to type that any jokes you post in this thread have to be clean and appropriate for ALL ages.  Here's one I read on a paper cup. 
Q ~ Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A ~ If you add 4 and 4, you get 8. LOL
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« Reply #1 on Jan 4, 2006, 11:56am » | |
Here's another one that is like the 1st one.
Q ~ Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A ~ Because 7, 8, 9, LOL.
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« Reply #2 on Jan 4, 2006, 11:18pm » | |
Q ~ Why did the Golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A ~ Incase he got a hole in one.
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« Reply #3 on Jan 15, 2006, 9:28pm » | |
Q ~ What fish is famous?
A ~ A StarFish
Q ~ What helps keep your teeth together?
A ~ ToothPaste
Q ~ Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
A ~ It ran out of juice.
Q ~ What animal breaks the law?
A ~ A Cheetah
Q ~ What did the Banana do when the Monkey chased it?
A ~ The Banana Split.
Q ~ Where does a Vampire take a bath?
A ~ In a Bat~Room.
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« Reply #5 on Jul 12, 2006, 12:07pm » | |
Q ~ What kind of animals are well educated?
A ~ Fish, because they go around in schools.
Q ~ What stars go to jail?
A ~ Shooting Stars
Q ~ Spell Mousetrap with 3 letters.
A ~ C~A~T
Q ~ When is the moon heaviest?
A ~ When it's full.
Q ~ Why is it easy to weigh fish?
A ~ Because they have their own scales.
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« Reply #6 on Apr 2, 2007, 3:07am » | |
Q- what do you call a donkey with 3 legs
A- wonkey donkey
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